Am extremely amused at relationships and over-the-shoulder bookbags being lumped into one category. Will endeavor to compare hypothetical future significant other to bookbag to their face.

There was pokemon when we were in elementary school. I find this to be the redeeming factor in that period of my life.

LOL. EMO-HAIRED GRANDMA MYSPACE PIC. Complete with eye-searing cleavage shirt. Have fun going to sleep with that image in your head. :D