"which actually just means they have no idea what I have but they really wish I would stop coming to the office and bothering them so here, have a bs diagnosis." I love you.

Also, I was really happy to read this entry. I'm glad you're not in pain as much anymore. Now, onto finding out what the real diagnosis is and preventing pain altogether...
/grabs pruning shears, mallot, and frying pan
/googles the address of the FDA