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[usullusa]

Ben: The fact of the matter is that you're going to go to college and you're going to meet all these people and they're going to talk to you and you're going to want to punch them.

Me: My iron-senses are tingling.

David: I just saw some of my hair in front of my eyes and thought I was under attack.

Comments

[iambickilometer]

DAVID YOU'RE DUMB

DAVID SHUT UP

DAVID YOUR ASS LOOKS FAT IN THOSE PANTS

I mean um






I don't know what I mean

[usullusa]

This is more hilarious than you know because it's a long-standing joke that even strangers who don't know David make fun of him.

[iambickilometer]

He's so easy to make fun of though. I think I'd like him a lot.

[onlybythenight]

David is a special snowflake.