usullusa | Reason #586 why I am awesome

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Upon Nancy's request, I give you my kitchen wall.

I THINK I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE

WITH YOUR WALL

PLEASE DO NOT ENGAGE IN INAPPROPRIATE ACTS WITH MY WALL

AT LEAST NOT WHEN I AM AROUND

DON'T FRET

I WILL WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE ASLEEP

THAT'S JUST COMMON COURTESY

I'M NOT GOING TO SEXILE YOU FROM YOUR OWN ROOM

IF YOU TRIED TO SEXILE ME I WOULD POKE HOLES IN YOUR CONDOMS.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

FAIR ENOUGH

BUT I HAVE TO WARN YOU, I AM NOT TAKING YOUR WALL WITH ME, IF IT GETS PREGNANT

THE WALL DEMANDS CHILDSUPPORT

I'M JUST A POOR BOY

I CAN'T AFFORD ALIMONY

I LIKE HOW YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO ESSENTIALLY BANG YOUR HEAD REPEATEDLY AGAINST HIS CROTCH

UM

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

VICTOLY

I happily claim credit for this.

~~tough decision there, Harry~~

The new prompt makes step 3 fantastic.

I DO SO LIKE STEP THREE

This is my door, by the way.

Yay shitty camera phone picture!

YOUR WALL WINS FOREVER

YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR POKEMON

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

AND ABOVE IT I HAVE HALF-FINISHED WRITING THE LYRICS TO FALLING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SHARPIE

I AM SPESHUL

YAY POKEYMANZ

i love this. that is all.

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