Jul. 1st, 2010

usullusa: (Avatar: Sokka WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?)

  • Welcome to the age of the internet

  • Google will now be compensating gay and lesbian couples for the extra taxes that their heterosexual counterparts do not have to pay.

  • Not only is The Last Airbender a clusterfuck of race!fail, the reviews are out an it is a shit-tastic movie.
    Shyamalan has boiled every epic heroic story of the past 20 years down to its most basic, primal soup-y essence, so he can spray it all over the audience, in a kind of Hero's-Journey bukkake.

    Later in the film, Katara says my favorite line ever, "We need to show them that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in their beliefs."

    Recently, at an Asian fusion restaurant, I was offered a thing called an Asiadilla. This was a quesadilla with roast duck and hoisin sauce inside it. Just let that idea sink into your mind and permeate your tastebuds — in essence, it's Beijing Duck crossed with Tex-Mex. With extra cheese. Watching The Last Airbender is like being force-fed a hundred Asiadillas, washed down with a pitcher of overly sweet Saketinis.

    I can so see Sokka making up the word sake-tini, by the way.

  • Late to the party, but spreading the utter horror. A doctor has been treating pregnant women with experimental hormones to prevent lesbianism and non-traditional gender roles. Excuse me while I throw up.

  • Ahhh apartment stress ahhhhhh

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