I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 5.

Saw my friends yesterday/today for the first time in months.

Here are some of the gems of the evening:

"Are you menopausal? At seventeen? With a penis?"

*After several minutes of bickering* "Fine, you may stay on the sexy lady couch as long as you acknowledge me as your Glorious Leader." "Fine." "... Wow you guys. I think you just reenacted World War II."

"You are experiencing Man Pain. Put on a costume."

"Starts with a W. Something that David is." *simultaneously* "Woman." "Wuss."
David gets up and leaves the room.

Oh yea and I went on a date yesterday too. Yea, um, that happened. Stuff.