Quotes of the day

For your amusement.


On the subject of living in Portland:

ET: it doesn't really ever RAIN here
ET: just kind of pees lightly on you


Nikki, while watching me write a letter:

Nikki: You should get personalized stamps.
Me: What? Where do you get those?
Nikki: At the post office!
Me: Hell no. I'm not paying more money for some stupid personalized stamps.
Nikki: No, it's free!
Me: *getting excited* What? Seriously? Really?
Nikkie: No wait that was in Britain. Haha, nevermind!
Me: ... fuck you.


From my spam box:

Marry me - I'll be the best Russian wife - Hello my sweet kitty - do you completely forgot about my Russian pussy?

Want to be with me? Write me sms. - Hello! Spring has finally come! Romance is in the air! Beautiful and still single (!!!) Russian...

You've said that is not married!

Well damn. I guess she found me out.