Quotes of the day
Jan. 30th, 2010 09:11 pmFor your amusement.
On the subject of living in Portland:
ET: it doesn't really ever RAIN here
ET: just kind of pees lightly on you
Nikki, while watching me write a letter:
Nikki: You should get personalized stamps.
Me: What? Where do you get those?
Nikki: At the post office!
Me: Hell no. I'm not paying more money for some stupid personalized stamps.
Nikki: No, it's free!
Me: *getting excited* What? Seriously? Really?
Nikkie: No wait that was in Britain. Haha, nevermind!
Me: ... fuck you.
From my spam box:
Marry me - I'll be the best Russian wife - Hello my sweet kitty - do you completely forgot about my Russian pussy?
Want to be with me? Write me sms. - Hello! Spring has finally come! Romance is in the air! Beautiful and still single (!!!) Russian...
You've said that is not married!
Well damn. I guess she found me out.
On the subject of living in Portland:
ET: it doesn't really ever RAIN here
ET: just kind of pees lightly on you
Nikki, while watching me write a letter:
Nikki: You should get personalized stamps.
Me: What? Where do you get those?
Nikki: At the post office!
Me: Hell no. I'm not paying more money for some stupid personalized stamps.
Nikki: No, it's free!
Me: *getting excited* What? Seriously? Really?
Nikkie: No wait that was in Britain. Haha, nevermind!
Me: ... fuck you.
From my spam box:
Marry me - I'll be the best Russian wife - Hello my sweet kitty - do you completely forgot about my Russian pussy?
Want to be with me? Write me sms. - Hello! Spring has finally come! Romance is in the air! Beautiful and still single (!!!) Russian...
You've said that is not married!
Well damn. I guess she found me out.