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Stolen from xturncoatxiii

Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/literary works and put their summaries from Better than it Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.



1. One boy must recover his lost memories, the other must conquer his darkness. They accomplish this using trading cards. Re: Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories by xturncoatxiii

2. A girl decides that the perfect man for her is the guy who wants to kill her. Yaoi Fangirls flood mecha fansites. Gundam Wing by xturncoatxiii

3. Two gorgeous brothers with major-league Daddy issues seek out monsters and kill them in various nasty ways, using things as diverse as salt-filled shotgun shells, barbed wire, and circular saws. Lots of sex is had along the way. A really great car and lots of eighties rock, apocalypses, and angst are also involved. The world really really sucks, but it's funny anyway. Supernatural by xturncoatxiii

4. A heavily tattooed kung-fu Dalai Lama, his Eskimo pals, a blind Chinese loli of mass destruction and some animals that don't exist (but should) take on an army of arsonists who wear giant shoulderpads. Avatar: The Last Airbender by xturncoatxiii

5. A unicorn has an identity complex which is solved with the help of a wizard who can't do magic, a scullery maid and Jeff Bridges while Christopher Lee tries to catch her for his own. The Last Unicorn by xturncoatxiii

6. A misogynist addicted to smoking and cocaine lives together with an ex-army doctor with a mysteriously migrating injury. Together, They Fight Crime! The Big Bad is a math teacher. Sherlock Holmes by xturncoatxiii

7. Teenagers fight Satan by reading aloud from stolen library books. Young Wizards by xturncoatxiii

8. Girl finds an alternate universe in a closet. Jesus is shaved. The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe by xturncoatxiii

9. A girl has second thoughts about running away from home after her new mom threatens to rip her eyes out. Coraline by xturncoatxiii

10. Lots of children get sick, and join a cat-eyed cult led by three brothers, whose mother is a head in a box. One brother eventually grows up to become their father, only to get beaten up in a spectacular fashion. Meanwhile, a man sees dead people, thinks about deep things, and fights lots (often doing all three at the same time). Final Fantasy: Advent Children by xturncoatxiii

11. Orphan discovers his parents enrolled him in boarding school before they died. He kills one of his teachers and doesn't want to go home for the summer. He's the hero. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by xturncoatxiii

12. Scrawny young teen stops a seven-generation long war and impresses his dad by eating a raw fish that his best friend spit back up. Cuteness ensues. How To Train Your Dragon by xturncoatxiii

13. Nine men try to return a piece of jewelry to the factory it came from. Two of them die during the trip. The Lord of the Rings by xturncoatxiii

14. A young boy invokes the Power of Goodness in the form of pissing on a table and eating a double-decker bologna sandwich. Actually, as bad as it sounds. Troll 2 by Ben, who doesn't have an LJ but is immediately recognizable anyway and cheetahkeys

15. Ancient Greek women beat people up and engage in lesbian subtext. Xena Warrior Princess by iambickilometer

16. A bumbling manservant uses non-specified superpowers to protect his unwitting and unappreciative master while taking advice from a dragon that basically speaks in subtext (and ships them). Corny CGI ensues. Merlin by xturncoatxiii

17. The enduring battles between people who emanate lightning after getting their heads cut off. Highlander by iambickilometer

18. An old woman leaves her home in pursuit of another old woman, and ends up becoming the housekeeper for a selfish, immature Bishounen. Howl's Moving Castle by xturncoatxiii

19. A cancer patient gets healing superpowers that leave him deformed and crazy, so he kills people for money and never shuts up. He has No Fourth Wall. Deadpool by xturncoatxiii

20. Hamlet IN AFRICA! The Lion King by xturncoatxiii

I wish to add that xturncoatxiii is a wanker and needs to stop knowing the internet by heart/reading my mind.